مهما حاولنا رح تخلص ٢٠١٥
:سنة رائعة بكل ما للكلمة من معنى.. من ميزاتها
انه بلدنا لسّا ولعانة
و انه تعرفنا عالهابوب و الدابوب، كلهم اجتمعوا بدوننا ليحلوا مشاكلنا
و انه الأطفال توحدوا بالموت و الاهل اختلفوا بطريقة الهروب
وانه علي و عمر ملّوا مننا و تركونا نتفنن بذبح بعضنا
وانه الدولار ما زال في صعود او بالأحرى الليرة لسّا في هبوط
وانه النينو كركب طقسنا و البرودة جمدّت اهلنا
وانه الجميع من كل الأطراف مستمر بالنضال
وانه ما حدا بدّه يوقف و يتعلم انه لو بدها تمطر كانت غيمت
قال آخ لو بتتأخر ٢٠١٦. قال معقولة نفقد مزايا ال ٢٠١٥ معقولة ولو
كل عام و أنتم ووطننا بخير
He was deemed ready. It was about time that he was introduced to the herd. A special ceremony was needed, of which he was not informed.
Three men were waiting for him to enter the decorated room. He found them sitting on the floor with their legs crossed. He thought they were overdressed for the occasion. He was asked to kneel down and drink the welcoming red then kiss the ring of wisdom. To his bemusement, he obeyed despite the strong urge to run away that engulfed him. He was made to calm down and asked to concentrate on the importance of the occasion. He was reminded that he was about to receive the largest secret of life. He was told that he earned the right to be there by reaching the age and showing enough signs of curiosity.
He was guided to a room that he never knew existed. A bearded man in a white robe was waiting. He listened to this man talking, but instantly started to struggle under the enormous weight thrown over his shoulders.
Instead of arriving at a stage of enlightenment as promised, he realised that his journey of contradictions and soul searching has just started. He spent the thousands nights that followed wishing that he was never deemed ready to be initiated!!
In a parallel universe and many years ago, 2016 was the year everything changed.
The nations’ leaders of that universe met together at the start of that pivotal year, agreed the definition of villain, unified the use of the word all over their planet, and terminated all creatures that fit the definition. However, they became bored as they felt too safe, so they widened the definition of the word, and enjoyed killing more creatures. Then, and before too long, they were bored again as they felt too safe, so they widened the definition of villan even more, and killed some more creatures, and so on so forth.
By the end of 2016 in that far away world, only few of the nations’ leaders were then alive. Some stories talked about 5, some said 7 and some suggested 20. The maximum number mentioned was 193 leaders. They played cards and board games and occasionally performed a physical act of intimacy. Every now and again, the group sacrificed one leader and killed and ate him. This practice continued until the two most powerful leaders were left, they felt bored so quickly, so they immigrated to a what was then a newly found planet. They called it the Earth.
The story goes on to claim that somehow they forgot their past, integrated with the newly discovered creatures, and lived happily ever after.
I wish you all a happy but not so dramatic 2016
من وحي فيزياء الأكوان المتوازية
يحكى انه في عالم آخر و منذ زمن بعيد ولد طفل في مغارة لأمٍ عذراء و عاش لينشر الإسلام ديناً
كما يحكى أنه في نفس ذلك العالم و لكن في صحراء بعيدة قليلاً و منذ زمنٍ أقل بُعداً نزلت الرسالة الإلهية على نبيٍ آخر و عاش لينشر المسيحية ديناً
كما يحكى انه في ذلك العالم عاش الناس من الطرفين وأطراف أخرى كثر في وئام و ألفة في بلدٍ مشهور بكرم و طيب أهله و بالياسمين
ملاحظة مهمة ليس الهدف من سرد هذه القصة تشجيع التقارب او التلاحم او حتى التكامل بين المختلفين. الهدف هو إظهار دور الصدفة او القدر (الفرق بينهما قد يكون شاسع) في حياة عوالم اخرى
كل عام و الجميع بخير
Though her husband was holding her hands, the sensation of deep void and loneliness was pushing her pain to an awesome level. She actually never loved the man, but was about to deliver his baby.
She was experiencing strong feelings of angriness, hate, and darkness. However, she was somehow drifting slowly into a territory of pleasant awareness and eager anticipation.
Gradually the mix of contradictory feelings started to remind her of the taste of chilli and dark chocolate. By then, she was finally contemplating an agonising yet imminent relief; she was about to give birth; she was about to be liberated!
The white jasmines were scattered everywhere, the lovely scent of spring was engulfing the place, and the sun was reaching out to every corner and spreading warmth and love. He was back to visit memories and families.
Long years have passed since he started his soul searching journey. However, it has all started in the old sector of the city and here he was running to the same place once more . He never believed that life could be kinder until he was with her again!
The street was buzzing and the noise was deafening. Still, he found his inner tranquility in the instant rejuvenation of his long abandoned small world.
“I missed you”. He said
“Me too”. He heard her whispering
“I never stopped loving you”. He murmured
“Me too”. She clearly replied
“I will be back again”. He promised
“I will be always waiting”. He swears that was her answer
He left her as usual and went back to his self-inflicted exile. However, this time he faced a new version of reality; greed, desire, guilt and different dreams were forming, growing, gradually surrounding her, torturing and tormenting her, and threatening her eternal existence. He never expected life to be so cruel until he started to fear losing his Damascus forever!
عندما اكتب مستعملاً اللغة الانكيزية أشعر أنّ كتاباتي عذراء لا تشوهها قراءة معينة أو فهم خاطىء للتاريخ أو للحاضر، أشعر أنني أعبر بشكل محايد. لا يهمني إعراب و لا تأويل و لا أقيم اعتباراً إلا لعقلي و حقيق مشاعري
لغتي العربية رائعة و أعشقها، هي لغتي الأولى التي لا أنكرها و لكنني ما زلت أحرص في معظم الأحيان عندما أكتبها على مراعاة توازنات توارثتها و على مشاعر متلقيها
الإنكليزية أو اللغة الأخرى تحررني قليلاً فأعذروني